Tuesday, 26 March 2013

Tribal Council

Kucha tribe arrives at duel arena beach. They go ahead and put their torches in their holders (first timers to tribal just grab their's and light them first). They sit their on the benches for a moment.

Sheena: Where the hell is Nightmare?

V: I dunno, not up on his "throne"...

Tychon: Well.....OUCH!!!!

A coconut bounces off Tychon's head.

NM: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YOUUUUUUUU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

Nightmare stumbles out from the bushes, each front hand holding a barrel with a makeshift handle attached. Nightmare stumbles about, taking swigs from both barrels, missing his mouth. A lot.

MK: *laughs*

Sheena: Nightmare what the hell are you drinking??

NM: Cola pinadas!!!! No wait...penis coholios! No wait...Peenakoalas!

Sheena: Hooboy...

NM: Wait....whadafuk you guys doing here??

Appy: Ummm...Tribal ring a bell?

NM: Whadafuk is trybell?

Sheena: TRI BULL!

NM: *after a moment* OH!!!

Nightmare very carefully places his barrels down and stands up "straight".

NM: Welfum to trivil connel.....I forgot whaz nex...

Guerriero: Usually voting...

NM: SOUNDS GOOD!!!

Nightmare tips over as Sheena shakes her head and huffs over to the voting table. Each dragon takes their turn and votes while Nightmare gets to his feet.

NM: I'll go get the vozes...

Nightmare stumbles and falls in the big fire. He quickly jumps out and knocks over his barrels. Nightmare cries out and starts trying to scoop his drinks out of the sand.

Varaz: Ugh I'll get the votes...

Varaz flies over and grabs urn. The urn gets dropped at Nightmare's feet and spills over as Varaz sits back down.

NM: ILLREEDDAVODES!!!

Nightmare picks up the first piece of parchment paper.

NM: Firz vode...




































































































































NM: GAWARWO!!! HEY G YOU GOT A VODE!!!

G: *rolls eyes* Hey thanks Nightmare, keep going...

NM: NECKS VOT!!











































































































NM: APPLE!!

Sheena: Appy...

NM: NECKS...





























































































NM: APPLE!!!

All: APPY!!!!

NM: Huh? Nefote...





















































































NM: HAPPY! Ness vode...




































































































































NM: Wait, got two stuck togeder. *shakes the papers* APPLE!!!!

Appy: Ah man...

NM: What?

Appy: I got voted out...

NM: NO KIDDING! Bring me your torsh!

Appy gets up and brings his torch over to Nightmare.

Appy: Ummm...Nightmare??

NM: *snooooooooooooooooore*

Appy: I'll show myself the way out...

Appy snuffs his own torch, wishes Kucha good luck and makes his way down the path towards Redemption.

Sheena: Let's go...

Kucha takes off, leaving Nightmare passed out at the beach.

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